Yay, Vaskor is still alive. In response to that you should watch this video about being still alive.
Bonus points for everyone who knew what portal was.
Anyways, lately I have been woodcutting a lot and also mined my first two stars. Thanks to pie for inviting me to the first one. I even went to an evil tree that pie scoped out for me. Because of all my woodcutting I am almost three million xp away from 99. I went up to level 96.
I also finished up my puppy task, and then ran out of food, so started cooking up some monkfish I had fished, and realized why pie is getting 99 cooking. Because cooking is awesome,. after I cooked for a while I leveled up to 77 cooking.
After I cooked up my monkfish I continued slaying elves. After reducing the elf gene pool I leveled up to 64 slayer.
This is basically my runescape life, woodcutting and whatever else, then woodcutting again. Today in the comments besides saying if you know what portal is, just comment so I know if I have any followers! Thanks!